July 2, 2009

the twitter phenomenon

I'm happy to admit I don't really know what this Twitter thing is all about. For someone who was supposedly once employed in and involved heavily with technology, I'm remarkably behind the times. I remember when Twitter came out. I thought it was the same thing as text messaging, except free. I also thought it was yet another way people can get around having to actually use a phone and call someone to tell them what they're up to. I also thought it was just more data to firehose at people who are likely already getting firehosed with too much data.

At either rate, I'm glad to see this Twitter thing has caught on and found a market niche for itself. Not that I'm using it. Oh, no. I'm much too lazy for that. I only know for sure that it's taken off because I've finally seen it show up in my legal work. One of my clients wants to use Twitter to advertise. And we all know, once a communication medium is considered by businesses as a viable advertising tool, it's officially hit the bigtime.

Congrats, Twitter. Business want to use you to hawk their wares. You've made it.

I also think the political use of Twitter with the Iran election situation is impressive. I'm glad a culture is able to circumvent their oppressive political systems and use technology to communicate with the world. If Twitter has ever had to demonstrate its usefulness to the world and prove its meaning in life, this was it.

July 1, 2009

i'm pretty sure this is a verified fact

Potter, Stars Trek and Wars, Matrix all the same movie

I've felt this way for a while. I think Lord of the Rings can be thrown in there too. Modified version:

Once upon a time, Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry | Frodo was living a miserable/uneventful life. Feeling disconnected from his friends and family, he dreams about how his life could be different. One day, he is greeted by Obi Wan | Captain Pike | Trinity | Hagrid | Gandalf and told that his life is not what it seems, and that due to some circumstances surrounding his birth | birth | birth | infancy | birth* he was meant for something greater.

* Whether through his family connection to Bilbo or some other unexplained power that allows him to resist the ring.

June 24, 2009

30th birthday ideas

Turns out I'm turning 30 this October. I know. It's as much a shock to me as it is to you. I really don't deserve having a 3 in the first spot in my age. I appear to possess all of the basic attributes of adulthood, but it's really a facade: house, car, job, bills, general late 20s disillusionment and the requisite pre-mid-life existential crisis. All meaningless. All hollow. My favorite lyrics are still the lyrics to Beck's Cyanide Breathmint and Bogusflow (those are two different songs). I still watch The Big Lebowski once per month. I still write bad songs on the guitar and attempt to cross Nirvana with The Dead Milkmen with Nick Drake. It doesn't work.

I need a birthday bash idea to blow away all other possible birthday bashes. I'll put down my first idea here. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. I don't know how much it costs, but I'm pretty sure I'd have to take out another mortgage to afford it, and it just might be worth it. Here it is:

1. Hire the Foo Fighters to play at my party. I really just want to jam out on bass with the Foos and get stupid drunk with them afterwards. Or before. Both, probably. We'd have to play a bunch of covers, naturally. Goofy ones. Or at least make fun of some classics. I'm thinking Elton John. Fleetwood Mac. Maybe throw some Danzig in there for good measure.

2. ??? This is where you come in. Feel free to suggest other ideas.

June 15, 2009

the curious case of movie theory inconsistency

WARNING: SPOILER (kind of)

CK and I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Always the critical analysts, we discovered something of an inconsistency in the movie's theory about Benjamin's condition.

Given: Benjamin was born young in spirit but old in physical development, continuing to mature emotionally and mentally and "devolve" physically from an old man to a youth as time passed.

Extrapolated postulate of movie: Benjamin would have to die a "traditional" baby-like baby in physical development but an old man in spirit.

Actual end-game of movie: Benjamin dies a traditional baby-like baby in physical development but, rather than continuing to age mentally and emotionally with his life experiences and memories in tow, he loses his memory, suffers from dementia, and devolves into a baby in spirit.

Why the movie crew decided not to have a baby-looking baby talk and act like an old man must only be attributed to the difficulties in getting a baby to posses the speech skills of an adult. Could they really have given us a Benjamin that looked like an infant but talked like an old man? Maybe. Maybe not. They did give us a Benjamin that looked like an "old baby" but acted like a youth. Anything's possible in that context.

On the other hand, perhaps the dementia makes sense. As we age in the first few years of life, our brains make connections to hold more and more memories and make more and more thoughts. If memories and thoughts once existed in connections that Benjamin had, and he started losing connections as he physically devolved into an infant, he would lose the connections, and, with them, memories and thoughts, only to be replaced with confusion.

June 11, 2009

beach vacation booked

CK and I booked our beach vacation. We chose a hotel/resort/compound 30 minutes south of Cancun that seriously looks like another planet. I've been to Mexico before and I've seen the beaches, but this place just look ridiculous. They have their own jungle. I'm pretty excited.

June 8, 2009

announcing: a webmaster

Particleman.org now has a webmaster. Not just any webmaster - but my beautiful, intelligent, and charmingly geeky girlfriend, henceforth known as CK. She got the captcha password thing to work on the comments after I failed miserably ages ago and then gave up entirely on having comments. Thank you, CK, for fixing my broken comments.

So - comment away. I guess this means I should start blogging more now.

Um, I planted grass this weekend. My legs hurt like a sonofabitch. I also saw bits and pieces of The Chronicles of Narnia, which has to be one of the longest movies I've somewhat paid attention to.

CK and I are planning a beach vacation. Should we go to Cancun proper, Isla Mujeres, or one of the other towns down the Riviera Maya coast? We're not too crazy about the touristy parts of the area, so Cancun does not score high on our list. I've been to Isla Mujeres and Tulum and liked them both, and I'm inclined to go back.

May 25, 2009

technically speaking, i still live at home depot

I'm pretty sure I still spend more time there than I do at the house. At least I know I'm making progress on the house, that is, in between trips back here from home depot.

Something funny happened to me a couple weeks ago. I decided i wanted to turn this house into more than a never-ending project. I wanted to make it something that I liked looking at. Something that resembled a "home." So I started working on my lawn and my garden. I am proud to say that I now have "flowers" and "plants" in the flower beds in front of my house. Only time will tell if these things survive the harsh environment that is the place where I reside (I tend to kill plants) or if they become brown and crackly and dry excuses for something that was once alive and beautiful. I know that all I need to do is water them and make sure they get sun, but even that isn't always easy. I'm not sure they'll get the right amount of sun, or the right kind of sun.

Another thing I've noticed - I talk about my house way too much. And flowers. And sprinkler systems. And kitchen tile. And faucets. It's fucking lame. Thankfully though, I do have something else to talk about.

Music. My band has been very active lately. We've had several gigs this month and we've been working hard to build up our set and hone our sound. We've been choosing some lesser-known Beatles songs such as I Want You (She's So Heavy), If I Fell, and Fixing a Hole. It's great to see audience members react to our renditions of the Beatles classics - whether #1 hit or oddity. Who can't love a reggae version of I Want To Hold Your Hand or an instrumental version of Blackbird with flute instead of vocals? No one. No one, I tell you.

Oh yeah. I bought my first real leather sofa. Just had to get that in there. No more futon for me. I'm slowly whittling away at my college and post-college furniture. Which will then become guest room furniture...

April 13, 2009

i bought a house

But I moved into Home Depot. For anyone who has bought a house, I think you understand. And for those who have not bought a house, imagine buying a car, and then realizing you don't like the steering wheel, or the seats, or the door handles, or the A/C knobs, or the shocks, and so on. That's kind of what buying a house is like. At least, an older house.

March 20, 2009

remember my post about katie davis?

If not, let me refresh your recollection. Turns out she responded to heather's post about her. Cool. And she's writing new songs. Cooler.

March 7, 2009

oops

Here at particleman.org, we never make excuses for not posting regularly. Even when "not posting regularly" means not posting for three months. Oops.

Quite a few notable things have happened since we last spoke. My Beatles band finished a recording a demo, which was a lengthy and challenging experience, mostly because I was the one that did the recording. Let me tell you folks, recording a band is no simple feat, especially when recording with limited equipment and recording knowledge. We succeeded, however, and the demo is complete.

I decided to buy a house. I guess that makes me "responsible" and "adult" and "fucking broke." I had no idea buying a house was such massively costly ordeal. I'm not complaining, though, because the market is so favorable for buyers right now that my interest rate is ridiculously low, the gentlemen who owned the house sold it to me for less than market value because he was older and "wanted to help a young fella out," and Obama is going to give me $8,000, or so he says. I'll believe it when i see it.

Where is the house, you ask? In the cool part of town, of course. But not the cool part of town where everything is new and Europe-esque and completely overcrowded and overpriced (not that there's anything wrong with that - if that's what you like, hey, more power to you). My house is in the cool part of town where the houses were built in the 1950s, where someone's grandma and grandpa likely still live in their first house, where not three minutes away is a funky street lined with bars, cool restaurants, and a kick ass music venue, where literally across the street is a lake with a 10-mile bike path, and most importantly, where the land value will create a long-term investment for me.

Now, let's be realistic. A 1950s home? Wouldn't an older home be a slightly different owning experience than, say, a new home? Yes. Resoundingly yes. This house needs work. Quite a bit of work. But I'm determined to bring this house from 1955 to, at least, 1995. Maybe one day I can bring it to 2005. That shit gets expensive though, so I may hang out at 1995 for a while. Anyone have some nice used appliances they can sell me? I kid. Not really.

Consistent with that authentic particleman flavor of posting pictures of dishwashers, I will take a picture of the dishwasher in this house and post it for your amusement. It's a piece of American history. It should be in the Smithsonian. Or National Geographic. It will probably end up on Craigslist.

Other cool things that happened recently: As the previous post indicates, I went to Vegas, again, but this time with my special someone. We saw Billy Joel and the Beatles Love show and lost money at the craps table. Yay! I went to my girlfriend's parents' birthday party in San Antonio and spotted an older gentlemen reminiscing about the old days walking around with an oregano joint. I managed to not ride my bikes for two months (lame). I accidentally got really drunk last night at my friend's wedding rehearsal dinner after-party, and I woke up and wrote this blog post. My head still hurts. I'm going back to bed.

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