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ParticleMan vs. TriangleMan

Recently, on a message board hosted by my server (for us webmaster types), the following question was posed to me:

Hey particleman, I realize this is way off topic, but how did your fight with Triangle Man turn out?

Cheers,
[name omitted]

(Like you haven't heard cracks like this one before, eh? Sorry.)

My response:

The fight with Triangle Man was overrated and under-televised. I challenged and he balked, tripped, and fell. One of his corners got mangled in the fall and he was disqualified on account of being malformed. I won by default, but the judges still voted for Triangle Man. Turns out he was in kahootz with 3/4ths of the panel. It went down in history as the most controversial and uneventful fights that never happened.

In other news, there will soon be a Comments option, and I'm also working on a Calendar to navigate through the archive of posts.

Comments (2)

URL: http://www.middleroom.com
...The 3/4ths comment. Genuis! I laughed out loud. By the way, I'm running a script to send this message 50 times a minute for the next few hours. I'm kidding.

Ilan:

URL:
Hey, check it out, my first commentator! Thanks Jonathan. And if you try to run a script like that i'll hack into your site. just kidding. I don't even know the first thing about hacking.

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