The people in my company like to order dozens of Krispy Kreme donuts for meetings. Today, my boss scored two-dozen leftovers and brought them back to our area. The following conversation ensued between myself and a middle-aged employee who we’ll call B.

Me: Check it out, donuts. Let’s gorge.
B: Dude, you’re the only one of us here that can afford that stuff.
Me: What? Nonsense. Carbs, man. You burn them as you work.
B: Not for us, we’ll get furniture disease.
Me: uhh…
B: When your chest drops down to your drawers.