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that stupid paris hilton show

Have you seen Paris Hilton's show "The Simple Life?" It’s annoying, and even a little offensive. Two witless girls are cavorting through Arkansas making fools of themselves. They got jobs at Sonic and, when filling out the paperwork, didn’t know how to declare their tax status. They hung out with a quilt club for seniors. Every other word out of their mouths was “like,” as in, “I have no idea, like, where I learned to, like, talk.” The women, all over 60, were speechless when the two nitwits suggested they make their quilts more “edgy and stuff.”

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p-man:

yeah, it was almost as cool as when they dressed up in the soda costumes and went to a convinience store.

skorloff:

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That show rocked. It's an honest window into the lives of the regular folks (like Paris and Nicole) who make this country great. I especially liked the part where Paris and Nicole made the Sonic sign say "1/2 PRICE ANAL SALTY WEINER BUGER".

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