I bought three Squirrel Nut Zippers albums last week and have been listening to them constantly. One stanza in particular always gets me:
Met the ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise
This is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes:
"Ships were made for sinking,
Whiskey made for drinking,
If we were made of cellophane, we’d all get stinking drunk much faster" ha ha ha ha