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nice green shirt you color blind dumbass

I found out that the black shirt I wore to work today was actually dark green. It's a shirt I've owned and loved for several years under the impression that it was black, which makes the news especially disappointing. I thought that maybe it just faded after three years of washing but, alas, the damn thing is green. End of story. The news came after mentioning to a coworker that we were wearing the same color shirt. His was black. I thought mine was too. He kindly informed me that it was green. I panicked, asked three other people, got three greens, and gave up. I was wearing a green shirt.

I'm definitely going (am already?) color blind. The next thing to go will be my hearing (concerts). Then hair. Then wits. Then... i'll stop now.

In other news: Supermodel Personals (link via evhead). I need to get my blurb together.

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p-man:

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it doesn't really bother me that they talk about me behind my back. what does bother me is that they look at my shoes. i mean, what kind of person looks at a person's shoes? despicable.

skorloff:

your coworkers have long remarked on your apparent color-blindness. That and your taste in shoes. we though it was more polite to just talk about it behind your back.

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