This is nothing to brag about, and I probably shouldn’t be talking about it in a public forum, but my apartment smells. I got home from work on Wednesday and was hit by a wall of blue cheese-smelling badness. My apartment is a little weird in that the front door is downstairs and the actual apartment is upstairs. The smell started downstairs by the front door but slowly disappeared as I ascended to the apartment. That was Wednesday.
By Thursday, the odor migrated up the stairs and into the beginnings of the apartment. It was no longer downstairs by the front door. Today, Friday, it is not in the staircase at all. It is now outside my room. It is slowly trying to invade my space and suffocate me. I have opened windows and the porch sliding door to combat its unruly behavior. Hopefully it will eventually migrate its way the hell out of my apartment. I even told my landlord but I found the maintenance guy’s note: “Don’t smell any mold.”
Throughout the ordeal, Russell has made no comment except, “What the hell is that? Smells like blue cheese dressing.”
Neither of us owns any blue cheese dressing...
Comments (4)
yeah, i mopped the floor too. i was surprised that Russell actually owned a mop. I used mine anyway.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
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doing laundry probably didn't hurt either.
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
lo and behold, the smell is gone. i guess our natural stenches combined forces and scared it off.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
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go to lowe's and buy a mold detection kit. the blue veins in bleu cheese are mold - your instincts are good. also, remember that the rain we had ended last week - by wednesday...
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15