What we have here is a well-balanced and culturally diverse meal. The beer came from Germany. The plastic container contained sushi ten minutes ago. My stomach now contains that sushi. And the beer. 
You may be thinking, “Uh, hey man, sushi and beer do not a well-balanced meal make.” To which I reply: the salmon counts as protein, the rice and beer as carbs, and the seaweed, avocado, and ginger root as vegetables. Therein lies the balance. Or at least as balanced as I’m going to get. Extrapolating further, I’d venture to say this is a more balanced meal than most people eat. It’s for damn sure more balanced a meal than my roommate eats. But that’s probably not a fair comparison because steak and a glass of wine are pretty far from balanced.
So all in all, the route to a well-balanced and culturally diverse diet most definitely involves large quantities of sushi and beer. Now that’s some dietetic advice I could follow.
Disclaimer: the blurriness of the image is no way an indicator of the effect the meal had on me.
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you like sushi? why didn't i know that? i usually know these kinds of things. odd.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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ohhh sushi. the glory. we'll have to make that an outing the next time you're in town.
Posted by tarfia | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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you could say the Germans outsourced their manufacturing laborers...
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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now I guess you expect me to make a joke about how my glass was probably made in former East Germany. I'm not falling into your trap.
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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odd. seems you got one with a production defect. i didn't think that kind of thing could happen in a German manufacturing facility. had you bought a Japanese glass, man, i bet that thing would be the most reliable glass ever produced.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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the base of one of my paulaner glasses snapped off. you bastard. the glowing lemons are fine.
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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