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the non-atkins atkins diet

Passover is quickly approaching and I will soon assume an Atkins-friendly diet. Why? Because I’ll do almost anything to avoid eating that stupid cracker shit, even if it means cutting carbs out of my diet entirely. If I had the choice, I think I’d rather fast for a week than force myself to eat matzah. Ugh. Not that I’m complaining, of course - that would be insulting to my ancestors who spent 40 years wandering the Egyptian desert with nothing to eat except unsalted Saltines.

Man, that would suck.

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p-man:

hee =) thanks dood. i got yer email and will write back in a minute here...

amanda:

URL: http://
dood- i'm proud to call you my friend. that's some funny shit

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