MISSING: TWO KRISPY KREME DONUTS HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM THAT BIG CONFERENCE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS. TIME OF VIOLATION IS ESTIMATED TO HAVE BEEN RIGHT BEFORE THE NINE O’CLOCK MEETING. PERPETRATORS ARE BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN IN THEIR MID-TWENTIES AND LIKELY HUNGOVER. DO NOT APPROACH SUSPECTS. IF SUSPECTS ARE ENCOUNTERED, NOTIFY AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY. SUSPECTS MAY HAVE HISTORY OF REPEATED AND CALCULATED FOOD REMOVAL OPERATIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. END TRANSMISSION.
Comments (5)
loudspeakers, mass emails to all 23,000 employees, the whole nine yards. they even had overworked and sugar-deprived executives sniffing cubes.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
thank you, my dear spell-checking readers. indeed, there was a serious sugra rush going on. i will fix emmediately.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
er, sophia, you missed "perpretrators" and "immideately" too. particleman obviously on a sugar high while writing this.
Posted by wanderlust | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
oh boob. by the by, last word is a typo.
Posted by sophia | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
was this announced over the loud speaker system?
Posted by cherz | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15