I spent the afternoon with Sophia in Austin. We took a couple last shots of us hanging out on the balcony that was the greatest balcony of anyone any of us has ever known. It was the balcony to end all balconies. Seriously. Here’s a picture of us and a picture of her lookin’ hot. We hit Z-Tejas for dinner and gorged on a spiced chocolate cake for desert. Mmmm, Z-Tejas.

Then, on the way home, I was greeted with a late night traffic jam on I-35. You know, I love it when a three-lane highway gets taken down to one measly lane. Especially when I’m surrounded by 18-WHEELERS. Everywhere. Look, there’s two in this picture.

They were multiplying exponentially, sprouting from each other’s heads, crowding my Honda and every other normal 4-wheeled vehicle onto the shoulder.

Then we got the lanes back and I smoked all of them. Me and all four of my Honda’s cylinders. Word.