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Law Students Buy Their Way Out of Learning, Get Prepared For Real Life

Every year, my school runs a canned food drive for the Houston Food Bank, and, every year, my school is the largest single donator in the city. So how do the professors motivate us to donate cans / money for cans (as if feeding the hungry wasn’t enough)? Why, they promise to give us freebies on the final, of course.

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URL: http://www.beefpile.com/cherz_beef
ya know what makes ramen just awesome...... celery. take it up a step further, and add carrots and mushrooms.... now yer talkin' gourmet oo-la-la and all that stuff...

p-man:

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well, the teachers have to put a cap on the amount of freebies or else we'd seriously buy our way into a blank final... i think all i ate in college was ramen and pre-cooked chickens from the grocery store. soup would probably be doable - especially that soup with all the goodies: chicken, pasta, veggies, mmmm.

URL: http://www.beefpile.com/cherz_beef
haha - so... is the number of freebies based on the number of cans/cash raised?? you could easily pass if you had an "in" at Campbell's... dunno if that'd make you a badass lawyer, though... graduating soley on soup...

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