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I don’t think this needs any explanation…

UNITED STATES [on behalf of] Gerald MAYO v. SATAN AND HIS STAFF

This next one was most eloquently written by a New York judge.

CORDAS et al. v. PEERLESS TRANSP. CO. et al.

An excerpt:

"It appears that a man, whose identity it would be indelicate to divulge was feloniously relieved of his portable goods by two nondescript highwaymen in an alley near 26th Street and Third Avenue, Manhattan; they induced him to relinquish his possessions by a strong argument ad hominem couched in the convincing cant of the criminal and pressed at the point of a most persuasive pistol."

The judge later quotes Hamlet and Macbeth. [PS: Sophia, this one is especially for you.]

Comments (3)

p-man:

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you're welcome, dood. skorloff- that is some impressive research work. i take back my approval of the "lackey" comment.

skorloff:

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here's a video which should satisfy your key interests (satan and his staff and politics).

why, thankyou. ;)

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