the Astros had a good run, but the World Series went to the Cardinals. there's always next year, though...
on that note, i need your help. i need a Halloween costume and i need it stat. there's a mandatory costume party i have to go to on Thursday night and another one on Saturday. i have no qualms with wearing the same thing for both parties, but it's gotta be good.
perhaps some costume history would be appropriate here. i usually end up doing the Nerd thing (i can pull it off really, really well), complete with hiked up pants and an old school Spiderman tie. one year, i rented a Luke Skywalker costume. it came with a light saber and everything (lots of great drunken lewd jokes) (not by me, of course). i guess what i'm trying to say is: my costumes are geek-based. i should probably stick to that theme.
so enlighten me - seen any good costumes lately? got any ideas?
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You should go as Ted Nugent. At least that way your typical catch phrase "wang, dang, sweet poontang" would make finally make sense.
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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you've just reminded me how "out of it" i've become... i haven't seen that movie yet! argh!
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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I think Napoleon Dynamite is the hands-down winner here. Especially if you can pick up some (what I call) "serial killer" glasses frames. Sweet!
Posted by ash | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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but then what are you going to wear? ah, i know. You should be Dumbledore! He's old and wise, and you're, er, wise. but not old. seriously, if you really aren't going to use the costume, i'd love to. but i don't want to deprive you of your Harry Potter alter-ego.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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Dude, Harry Potter! I have the whole costume ready, you don't have to spend any money and you'll win if they have a contest - I won 40 bucks when I wore it! Just say the word and I hook you up!
Posted by Johnny Law | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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i have tight jeans? i had no idea. "do these make my ass look fat?"
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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if you're gonna go geek, go geek all the way: it's all about napolean dynamite. get yourself a unicorn tshirt and blonde curly wig, you already have the glasses and tight jeans. no other costume would allow you to run around like a total-freakshow. goodtimes!
Posted by amanda | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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ha! one night stand. i like it. i like the beer can thing too. hmmm. those are both good. i'll take a closer look at that webiste (thanks rebecca!) and see what strikes me. and yes, most of these parties end up with someone naked in a lampshade anyhow. might as well be me.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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a Sim -just build yerself a lil' green 3D diamond to place above your head - or - a beer can - foil, light matte board, and paint - or - as your blog........ screen shot... *cough* - oooooooorrr - just go naked. besides, you know you're going to end up naked with a lampshade on your head anyhow. why not look like you're completely assfaced on purpose. ;)
Posted by cherz | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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I think you should be a <a href="http://www.tvdance.com/shop/halloween-costumes/ideas/adult-mens-womens/funny/one-night-stand/" rel="nofollow">one night stand</a>. You could make it out of cardboard. Maybe not geeky enough?
Posted by rebecca | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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