an excerpt:

What do you hate most about John Kerry: his aloof, patrician air or his ugly fucking face?

[Sigh. Jazzercise continues in background.] I would say it's the way that his skin looks like it's going to slide right off of his skull, but it hasn't, and that's a real anti-climax. I thought the whole point of nominating him was to watch that process continue.

and if for some reason you can't read, the Travesty also has the interview in mp3 format. note bene: it "requires auditory cognition."