My school is holding its 2nd annual softball tournament along with two other local law schools and several law firms tomorrow. As a member of the student government-like Student Bar Association, I was originally drafted to play on the SBA Team. But at the last minute, a prominent law firm that donated a nice chunk of cash bumped us, so we’re not playing.
Instead, we get to do something much cooler: hang out and drink beer. All day. This is all well and good for me because I haven’t swung a bat in at least 12 years. Hey, I’m an endurance athlete. I don’t adapt well to sports requiring competent levels of hand-eye coordination. And by endurance athlete, I mean that I was an athlete about 6 years ago. I don’t even think I can endure anymore.
Hence, the beer. Or is it: hence, as a result of, the beer.
Comments (6)
right... keep drinking that Fat Tire Light, something funny will come to you eventually.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
maybe they thought you said "chest"
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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i suggested tag-team chess but they didn't seem interested. and i don't know how to play chess.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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at least you picked a sport where you're less likely to be penalized for excessive ball handling.
Posted by skorloff | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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"I enjoy kicking peoples' minds' asses" you obviously need to go to law school.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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Sports. I loathe the word. Which is not to say that I completely loathe any physical activity at all, just the activities involving some sort of interaction with jocks who possess more physical prowess than I. I enjoy kicking peoples' minds' asses, whereas jocks just like kicking peoples' asses.
Posted by thelbane | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15