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fight terrorism? nah. race lawnmowers.

and i quote:

AUSTIN, Texas - An audit of the state's spending of nearly $600 million in federal anti-terrorism funds found that some of the money was spent improperly, including to buy a trailer that was used to haul lawn mowers to "lawn mower drag races."

this is the Bush state, right? oh, right... nevermind.

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p-man:

URL: http://
or else they're mow your lawn in seconds flat! as a terrorist walks by your house.

URL: http://www.cherz.com
Do Not Mess With Texas... Don't mess with them.

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