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better v-day post than mine

mostly because it includes:

"I’m content to wear funky vintage hats and my favorite black velvet jacket and ride my bike around town while smoking big, rainbow-colored joints."

as for my flu, i've got it cornered. the fever is on its way down and i have a doctor's appt today, though i'm not sure what he can do for me at this point. i'm going mostly to placate my mom. i am still coughing up gobs of yellow goodness though, so i'm not completely better.

which reminds me, back when Ozzy Osborne was still healthy enough to play shows, he used to spend time at home collecting various vacuua from his throat in a small garbage can, and at concerts, he'd dump it on all the fans lucky enough to be up front.

ok, story time's over. there was way too much phlegm in this post.

Comments (6)

URL: http://stevehouchin.blogspot.com
That's the great thing about kids, when you've dealt with oozing fluids for 3 weeks in a row, most commentary on the subject is easily handled.

heather:

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yeah, you kinda just ruined my freebirds burrito. thanks. oh, who am i kidding? i'm still going to eat it & i'm going to love it! i hope you're feeling better. i, too, am suffering, but i'm still mobile enough to make it to class & infect others. let me know if you need any notes, though i don't make any guarantees about their quality.

can i sue you for damages? that was too gross even for my tastes...

p-man:

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i'm glad my post has inspired such impassioned reactions from my readers :). hope the bagel was good.

URL: http://www.nerdygirl.com
Thanks for that. I was eating a bagle while reading this post. You know how when the food's all chewed and you get ready to swallow it and it's on the back of your tongue? That's where a bit of bagel was right when I read about the Ozzy thing and it was really, really hard to choke it down. Because once the food's chewed, it's easy to imagine that it's ANYTHING.

swandive00:

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you were about 2 seconds from actually triggering my gag reflex. which is something considering i don't even get nauseous when others areound me are puking. yuck.

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