I’m not sure how this happened, but I did two loads of laundry this weekend and two of my socks have up and vanished. You’d think that after doing two loads of laundry, both socks would get washed and they’d turn up. One is gray and one is black. They’re both dress socks, which I rarely wear, so I can’t imagine how I managed to lose them. Maybe one of them got tossed in the hamper while the other found its way into the washing machine. I don’t feel like digging around the hamper to find their companions, so I guess I’ll just have to avoid wearing anything that requires gray socks. Thankfully, I do have other pairs of black socks should I need to wear a pair.
I’m also really glad I have this website so I can tell everyone how I lose socks. And I can even post pictures.
I hope I’ve made it clear that I really don’t feel like doing my readings or assignments tonight and will do just about anything, including posting about socks, to avoid doing the work.
Have a great evening. Please drive through. If you’ve seen my socks, let me know.

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this, coming from someone shaped like a ladybug, i'm not too concerned. mmmmm... charlize. doesn't the Aeon chic wear hella-tight pants?
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:15
I think R&S was way before all those cartoons but I could be wrong. As for R&S SpikeTV tried to resurrect it a year or so ago and it was terrible, and had lost whatever made it good. As for Aeon it is currently being made into a movie starring Charlize Theron (sp) which is not a casting descision you would hear me complain about... As par pain, I fear no repurcussions from someone built like a one of those insects that look like a twig to hide from predators...CHOMP!
Posted by KingOfAllMedia | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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P-man, I think you're mistaken... Ren and Stimpy debuted on Nickelodeon in 1992, along with Rugrats, Doug, and, I believe, Rocko's Modern Life.
Posted by Steve | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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erik (with a k) - will do. fed ex forthcoming. just post your address in this comments window and i'll send them right out. h - i miss ren and stimpy. whatever happened to them? i know MTV doesn't really air music anymore, but at least the non-music programming used to be cool. aeon flux was the bomb too.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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i believe the socks you have posted about are mine. i have stitched my name very small on the inside of them. you can't see the stitching though, it is very intricate. fed ex please.
Posted by Erik | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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this reminds me of that ren & stimpy episode where they went to the land of lost left socks. i bet you could find your socks there.
Posted by heather | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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my spare socks usually get lost when i move. have you worn them since you've moved? otherwise, you can just go sock commando.
Posted by swandive00 | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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KOAM - i know who you are and you cannot hide your identity, you damn dirty ape. and next week, you will learn a pain you have never known before. steve - wow! thanks for finding my socks. you just reminded of some other gnomes - the underpants gnomes. i think they came from South Park, but don't quote me on that.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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P-Man, I found your socks, man! Somebody took them and put their picture on your website! Just click this link and you can save them. Actually sort of reminds me of those garden gnomes that were kidnapped and have been photgraphed in various places on the globe. I think that's kinda cool
Posted by Steve | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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You lost your socks just like your a$$ is going to lose to me in a week. +)
Posted by KingOfAllMedia | February 10, 2007 8:15 PM
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