Remember the Listerine thing from last week? Here’s the final installment.
Other Guy: well... my computer is fucked
ParticleMan: damn
Other Guy: must wait to see what the campus computer gods can do for me
Other Guy: it sucks... cause my files are there... i just can't get to them
ParticleMan: but at least you have the blue listerine
Other Guy: no i don't... i'm holding that for you
Other Guy: i'm not gonna open it
ParticleMan: SWEET
Other Guy: you owe me $3.47 by the way
ParticleMan: fuckin cheap ass
Other Guy: i didn't have any coupons
ParticleMan: liar.
Other Guy: it was expired
ParticleMan: BS
Other Guy: fuck you dude
Other Guy: that's the last time i do shit for you
ParticleMan: good riddance
I’m sorry to say that the friendship is over. I’ve erased him from my cell-phone contacts list and blocked his AIM messages. Sorry buddy, it’s just not going to work out. You can keep the Listerine and the $3.47.