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attention, attention. ashley has a blog.

and i quote:

Everyone I know is looking for a good housekeeper.... one of my friends says she's got a great one and starts to give my other friend the woman's info. ... He's writing it down on a napkin as she finishes with, "Yeah, she's really great. She's a coke addict, so she works *really* fast." His pen comes to a screeching halt. "You were recommending a coke addict to me? WTF?"

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p-man mentioned my blog! *swoon* i never thought i'd see the day... actually, you never thought you'd see the day! and i'd say that there are certain recreational drug habits that are less irrelevant than others.

erik:

speed of house cleaner: essential recreational drug habit: irrelevant valuables: hide them

p-man:

i always look for speed in my housekeepers. wait, i, uh, forget it.

swandive00:

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sure, her nose bleeds quite a bit, but since she's a houskeeper, she'll clean it right up! and she'll clean it up *really* fast

MostStupidHaterAlive:

Let the hate flow through you...

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