"What kind of name is Ed for a pretty thing like you?...You're a flower, you are. just a little desert flower."

"I was in for writing hot checks which, when businessmen do it, is called an overdraft. I'm not complainin', mind you; just sayin' there ain't no pancake so thin it ain't got two sides."

"It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded."

"Biology and other peoples' opinions conspired to keep us childless."

"We released ourselves on our own recognizance."

"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

"Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!"

"You'n me's just a fool's paradise."