I went to a classmate’s costume party last night and had a great time. My liver, on the other hand, did not. It had a horrible time. It’s still bitching, actually, and it’s taking the rest of my major organs and bodily systems with it. They’re all on strike. Picketing. Lobbying. Staging sit-ins. Rallies. Having union meetings. The muscles (what few remain after a year of non-use) are particularly stubborn and achy. Things from the neck up are also not functioning properly. In short, drinking large quantities of cheap rum with coke will make you hurt. Ow.
On the bright side, there were some cool costumes: sumo wrestler guy, Wonder Woman, Superman, female cop with handcuffs, pirate, Strawberry Shortcake, 70s Dude, goth people, fighter pilot, box of tissues (Blow Me), angel, nun and priest, belly dancer, firewoman (with ax), and more I’m sure I’m forgetting. My friend wore a hella cute Hawaiian dress complete with lei around her neck and flower in her hair.
Me? I rolled 70s style. Blue and white pinstripe pants, shirt unbuttoned half-way down, with a bling-bling Star of David resting in the natural rug that lives on my chest. I bet you’re wishing you hadn’t read that last sentence right now.
Comments (6)
I thought your costume was hot!
Posted by the chosen one | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
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I wish I could have been there, although I'm not big on the whole costume thing. I know, I'm a party pooper, but I have some childhood trauma issues related to Halloween. I won't get into it. My liver is also mad at me today after the wedding last night. Let's just say my brother's toilet & I got intimate this afternoon. But that still did not stop me from going out again tonight & doing more damage. Now it's 2am & I have to drive back to Houston in time for tax tomorrow. Yikes! I better get off the internet.
Posted by heather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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you know, i'd be interested to hear your body shots story, what with knowing that your gf is out of the hemisphere. unless she lives north of the place where the water goes straight down the drain. but you get my point.
Posted by heatherfeather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
s - very funny. ha ha. ha. h - you know, i have an "edit post" feature...
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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i'm okay with the last sentence as long as we didn't roam into body shots territory... and i hear you about liver punishing and cheap rum and the fall out...
Posted by heatherfeather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
If it was a costume party, why did you dress like you do for class normally?
Posted by Steve | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16