I went to synagogue and repented for my sins, just for all you lazy internet people sitting on your tucheses. No, I didn’t do it for me, I couldn’t care less about my sins. I did it for you. What’s more, I also asked forgiveness on behalf of you, so you get a clean slate too. Pretty cool, eh?
Ok, so maybe I spent half the time spacing out. Big deal. If it makes a difference, I grant you a clean slate. Done and done. Welcome to 5766.
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HEY I WANT A BEER TOO! so a pig walks into a bar and says snooooort. yeah, i'm not good with the jokes tonight.
Posted by swandive00 | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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yeah, i was there all day*, it took a while to sift through all your sins. * three hours, actually. we're going for quality here, not quantity, anyway.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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Yeah, that's what T-Bone does. He cruises the blogs. Thanks for atoning for me. That must have been an onerous task. I've got a whooooole lotta sins.
Posted by heather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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steve-o: my pleasure. right back atcha. Hey, lookit that, my comments have turned into a bar. thomas, are you hitting on heather? someone pass me a beer.
Posted by p-man | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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Hi Heather. Fancy meeting you here.
Posted by Thomas | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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yippee! i always liked the idea of yom kippur better than confession... except for the fasting part... that is less fun than apples in honey.
Posted by swandive00 | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
Well, thank ye kindly, Mr. Particleman. And a hearty Mazel Tov to you on this new year. May the stars shine for you!
Posted by Steve | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16