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maturity inaction

I needed a break from the onslaught of studying I’ve been putting myself through, so I went to a local pub last night with the roommate and his buddy. Five pints of Paulaner and Belhaven later, we struck up a conversation with a gaggle of girls - one of whom started bragging about her two-year-old nephew. I chimed in that I have a two-year-old niece. Within seconds, we were claiming that our respective sibling’s child could beat up the other’s respective sibling’s child.

Score 1 for the maturity squad. My niece can kick the crap out of anyone’s nephew. Hey, and I’ll have one more pint of Belhaven please.

Comments (6)

p-man:

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dude, seriously, that's going a little far. the little guy probably can't even feed himself yet, let alone throw a left jab.

john:

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my nephew is six months old... granted he is very interested in how my nose tastes, but he can take on your two year old niece and that other girl's two year old nephew

p-man:

exactamundo.

heatherfeather:

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but how mature can she be? she's like, two. oh, did you mean you?

p-man:

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and not just any two year old.... my sister's two year old.

ej:

2 year old fighting... now there´s a sight!

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