I still don’t have internet at my new apartment. Time Warner is being obnoxious and I’m almost at my wits end calling them every week. Whatever. I’m managing. I actually kind of like not having internet so far. I’m more productive at home and it forces me to get out of the house and find a place to chill to get wireless. It also saves money, but of course that money gets earmarked for beer, so it’s a wash.

Unfortunately, it also means I’m behind in the news and I have no idea what’s going on in the world right now. I think Israel and Hezbollah finally have a cease fire and the UN has shoehorned itself into the middle, and I think England is making progress on finding the wankers who tried to bomb all those planes, and I’m pretty sure Dubya is still president, but I can’t guarantee any of this.

Classes this semester are shaping up to as exciting as ever. I look forward to each and every day. Not so much.

I did get a part-time job working for the 1st Court of Appeals, but if you ask me about anything work-related, I’m required to artfully dodge the question and comment on the weather, or the news, or what have you. Since I don’t know squat about the news, and the weather sucks anyway, I’ll probably just give you a blank stare. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.