I was buying groceries yesterday and the check-out guy feels the inclination to tell me a story. I oblige. He says:
"I know I can be a little flaming sometimes, but this Hispanic couple is checking out earlier today and the husband called me a derogatory name in Spanish to his wife. Little did he know I’m fluent, so I kept on checking his items and then gave him the total in Spanish, and he turned completely red. On the way out his wife smacked him across the head and chewed him out."
So, watch your language people. The gay check-out guy knows what the deal is.
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i like the joy, and the baths, but the crying, and everything heathfeather said i can do without. maybe except the strawberries. i like strawberries.
Posted by particleman | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
...like have strawberries and champagne, go for walks at the beach at sunset, and cook souffles.
Posted by heatherfeather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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some day you'll find a lady who appreciates "Mr. Sensitivo", just hang in there. And when the day comes, it'll be joyous, and you'll both cry and take baths and all sorts of sensitive stuff.....
Posted by carrico | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
John, I learned my spanish cussing from the best - my former in-laws.
Posted by heather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
heather... as someone who knows enough spanish curse words by sitting my foreign exchange student down and forcing him to tell me all the bad words while i was in high school, your language is pretty harsh. i like it... keep it up. ilan gay guys like you probably cause you dress a little TOO well.
Posted by john | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
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so gay guys are hitting on me now. why can't straight girls hit on me?
Posted by particleman | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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URL: http://stevehouchin.blogspot.com
I was in a Korean restaurant in Maryland several years ago having dinner with some of my friends. The family next to us was a korean family and the grandson and grandfather were having a conversation in Korean. The boy asked why there was no dog on the menu, as he liked it but never saw it at the restaurants. The grandfather explained that while it's good food, American people don't understand and it's easier to just not eat dog at a restaurant than try to deal with all the hassle of trying to convince people that food dogs were just food. Basically, he said Americans were fools and don't get it, but in far more and better selected words. My friend got mad at me for eavesdropping, since the family didn't know I spoke korean, but I thought it was no less rude than them speaking Korean so that they'd not be understood...
Posted by Steve | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
Coño! No jodas, maricon!
Posted by heather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16
hence the reason I want to learn another language. :)
Posted by cherz | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
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Seems like he is just skating around the question he really wants to ask you. Wear a 'Jo-Mamma' shirt next time you go shopping.
Posted by JRF | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16