1) One of your professors has a sub come in to discuss a narrow area of law. This sub is the leading state expert on this subject. He’s an older man, maybe 60, and rather large. He stands up, shakes his left leg, and adjusts himself without trying to hide his movements behind the lectern. Horrified, you look at the girl beside you and claim, “I feel violated. Did he just do what I think he did.” “Yeah, ew.” Then, the professor does it again, this time turning to the side to face half of the class.

2) You arrive at your Securities Regulation class a little early as the previous class’ professor is packing up. He says, “Is this Securities? How do you like it? I also teach it some semesters.” You give him a blank stare and think to yourself: “This class is freaking impossible. It’s like tax, but worse.” Just as you’re about to give a perfectly civil response, he adds, “You know, because this stuff is basically impossible.”