There’s always one table at a restaurant occupied by a group of annoying adults celebrating someone’s birthday. Last night, I was one of three guys at a birthday party that gave our table the “annoying” status. It was awesome. The three of us ordered round of sake after round of sake and every time we had a glass, we’d announce as loud as possible, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!!!!!” and take the shot of sake. We drew a lot of smiles from our table of 16.

How many shots of sake did we take? I don’t remember. All I know is that between the three of us, we went through five jars of sake.