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after seven and a half hours, my body finally gave up

How to celebrate Thanksgiving in 10 steps, Particleman-style:

1. Get together with a small group of friends and order food from Boston Market.
2. Rent a few movies.
3. Stock the apartment with a wide array of wines and beers.
4. Start drinking at 3 pm.
5. Start eating at 4 pm.
6. Keep drinking.
7. Keep drinking.
8. Keep drinking.
9. Keep drinking.
10. Throw up in the bushes and pass out at 10:30.

Comments (5)

particleman:

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no leftovers? bummer. that's like the whole point of thanksgiving,

heatherfeather:

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hmmm... my mom forgot to refrigerate like half of our leftovers, thereby granting us almost none (whilst good for the waistline, terrible for those mashed potato cravings). boston market's sounding good right now (even though i don't really like their food)...

particleman:

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i somehow managed to get upstairs and onto a couch, probably with the help of my friends. bushes aren't too comfortable. you know, boston market was actually pretty good. we were impressed. that text message was pre-drunk fest, so i had to have been sober. were you able to read it? some people couldn't.

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Does this explain the bizarre text message you sent me around 11am? Were you already drinking then? I thought maybe a small child had gotten hold of your cell phone. Or maybe you were sitting on it. It was weird & I'd describe it, but my screen is smashed in. Damn. And eating Boston Market on T-giving makes me sad. Actually, anyone eating Boston Market anytime makes me sad. Not a fan.

heatherfeather:

did you pass out in the bushes, too?

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