I am slowly growing more ethical. But not yet so ethical that I could practice in Texas, which actually has the highest required minimum score* in the nation. Texas is one of several states that requires a score of 85% while many other states are satisfied with 75-80%. So when you hear people complain that lawyers are sleazebags, you can proudly state that in Texas, lawyers are 5% less sleazy than in most other states.

*I should clarify that the only state with a score higher than 85% is Utah, which for some reason requires 86%. But they just did that because they wanted to be different. Which, of course, they are. Dooce can tell you all about that.