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who am i?

Contrary to popular belief, I am not the Verizon Guy. If I were, I’d hate myself, because I’d be fucking annoying.

I am also not Rivers Cuomo, singer for Weezer. If I were, I’d transport myself back to 1994 (or 1996) and remind myself how to write songs that don’t suck.

I am also not Ben Folds. But if I were, I’d marry a model, because I can rock the piano like none other, and everyone knows models marry goofy looking guys with ridiculous musical talent.

No, I am none of the above. This is who I really am.

Posted by particleman on 10 Nov 06 10:14 PM |

Comments (5)

carrico:

its the glasses really. thats the only connection. maybe its time you mixed it up eh?

Posted by carrico | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM

Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16

cherz:

but you ARE the fake Verizon guy with all the cardboard cut out people, in the one Verizon commercial. i swear! you look just like him.

Posted by cherz | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM

Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16

carrico:

nice marmot.

Posted by carrico | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM

Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16

particleman:

exactly! i was also in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by particleman | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM

Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16

heatherfeather:

URL: http://
you're a three tube sock-wearing australian?

Posted by heatherfeather | February 10, 2007 8:16 PM

Posted on February 10, 2007 20:16

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