I messed up my neck pretty good this morning in the shower. It's happened to me before. I think I pinched or pulled something and its preventing me from moving my head up, and most any other way i turn it hurts. I end up having to turn my entire body to talk to people and I have to keep my head pointed sort of down, which, as you can imagine, kind of puts me in an awkward position when talking to women. Yeah, I've become "that guy."

I made my first ever appointment with a massage therapist for tomorrow morning and I can't wait. It's an hour. I hope she can knead this pinch or knot or whatever it is out of my neck so I can walk around like a normal person again. Chances are I'll be really sore when she's done. I'll probably need more sessions. Don't people get hooked on this stuff? And just so you know, I've already gotten one joke about happy endings. Don't think you're all clever and witty, someone beat you to the punch.