I spend a lot of time complaining about how hard it is to meet interesting new people. I spend even more time complaining about how they all seem to get married and have kids and get lost in the land of "I hope you find someone so you can be as happy as I am" right before I never hear from them again until one day they want me to go to their kid's second birthday party even though they forgot me for the first birthday and forgot to call me for my own; not that I am bitter or anything.
Last weekend I went to True Colors, a concert promoting gay rights, with a straight friend and two lesbian couples I had not met. Aside from getting to see Erasure, Cyndi Lauper, and a 30-something overweight guy in a mesh shirt and hot pants with a wedgie, I also discovered lesbians. Not the ones in porn or confused college girls with broken hearts and seeking alternatives to evil men, but honest to goodness girls that prefer girls. One in particular is a Doctor, has 6 cars and a motorcycle, she likes beer, she likes to check out girls, and she is generally the perfect guy friend I've always wanted. The best thing about her is that her girlfriend won't change her and I doubt she will be having kids any time soon! We exchanged numbers and I hope that this relationship will flourish into something fabulous, but I wont get ahead of myself.
-Evil I
Comments (6)
Hahaha. That's funny.
Posted by Lisa | June 27, 2007 1:53 AM
Posted on June 27, 2007 01:53
I hate to break it to you, but after you've gotten to know a few more lesbians a little better, you'll realize that they change when in serious relationships, just like the rest of us. No one is immune from that - gay or straight.
Posted by heather | June 27, 2007 3:33 PM
Posted on June 27, 2007 15:33
You are probably right. Other people have told me the same. It's still a small victory to me and nobody can take it away from me though.
Posted by evil I | June 27, 2007 3:46 PM
Posted on June 27, 2007 15:46
heather has a point. everyone gets caught up in relationships. i think Evil I just wants to ride this chic's motorcycle.
Posted by particleman | June 27, 2007 8:21 PM
Posted on June 27, 2007 20:21
Erasure?
I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain
From breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
Why you're making me work so hard
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please, give a little respect to me!
Posted by Steve | June 28, 2007 6:32 PM
Posted on June 28, 2007 18:32
i confess. i used to love that song. my sister had the cd. hey, we all have our guilty pleasures.
Posted by particleman | June 28, 2007 7:42 PM
Posted on June 28, 2007 19:42