For my last five birthdays I have thrown five large Halloween parties that were modeled after a fraternity party I went to years and years ago. They generally included costumes, beer, liquor, and every person I knew that I could get to come out. They also included silly things like my penis costume, my Jesus costume, my French maid costume, and the bottle of absinthe I got two years ago. For pictures feel free to look at www.isdaco.com.

This year Ive decided that I am getting too old to be throwing frat parties. The benefit of the party is completely overshadowed by the effort, stress, and cleanup involved. I still want to celebrate, but I need something different for this year. Any ideas anyone?