If you remember way back to when The Evil I was Dallas Guy, I posted an entry of an instant messenger chat I had with Evil I about his issues with Dallas, work, women, and life in general. It sounded to me like he really needed to move out of Dallas. So we threw around the usual ideas. Sell all your shit and move to Europe. Or hell, even Canada. It's not that far, yet is completely different than Dallas (or America, for that matter). Or you could always head for Central America, South America, or Asia. Maybe Australia? The options are endless. Evil I is an engineer and is fluent in two languages (besides English). He could probably get a job anywhere.

So where does he decide to go? Israel. Well, not quite decide, but he's been talking about it. His rationale is that he already speaks the language, he won't have any issues with finding Jewish women, the job market for someone in his field and his education is pretty welcoming, and it's generally a fun place. If you ask me, I think it's a bad idea. Of all the places he chooses, he chooses a country fraught with turmoil? A place where people blow themselves up? A place that Syria and Iran like pointing their missiles at? No thanks. I'd rather go to Canada. It's closer, safer, there are Jews (and thus Jewish women) there, and they probably have those cool accents too.

But another thing we should all keep in mind is that Evil I likes to talk. He gets lots of half-brained ideas, starts working on them, and then gets distracted with something else. I'm not putting too much stock in this Israel thing. Maybe it will pan out. Maybe it won't. Either way (if you ever meet him, his favorite thing to say is "Either way"), he'll get my full support with whatever he decides.

And hey man, if you do go to Israel and find a woman, can you make sure she has friends? Friends that like tall nerdy Americans? With blogs? That would be great. Thanks.