I just turned 29. It's such a pointless age. It's like turning 20 in a state with a drinking age of 21. Rather than bitch and complain about my age, and claim I'm 21 plus some number, or 25 plus some number, I'm going to say I'm 30 minus some number. That way, I'll be establishing a pattern once I pass 30 and start adding years to my birthday in the form of, "I'm 30, for the third time" or something.
It's brilliant, I know.